NO Puns allowed.

I spent the day photosynthesising, playing in a kiddie pool and playing in galesburg. My mood is steadily improving and that is gooood news.

I’m also going to go out for the first time in like..weeks. I’m a little nervous.

So, wordpress has this awesome thing where I can see what people searched and how they ended up at my blog, and would you believe it..almost every day, I get people who have searched “Orafices” and arrived at chez moi. Which begs the question, what kind of orafies were you looking for? Really, I’m so curious. If you aren’t following this at all, molly and I made a joke about orafices on march 31st that went something like this:

Question: What can happen if you have too much ear sex?

Answer: You can get hearing AIDS
OR
You can get an ear inFUCKtion

I posted it with the subject header: “Topic of the Day: Orafices”, and Its now the 2nd most clicked google search result. Who are you orafice lookers and what are you looking for?

I LOVE THE SHOW WEEDS.

I really hope it’s not flunk day. ‘Cause if I was off campus, that would be way lame.

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