NO Puns allowed.


Topic of the day: Orafices
31 March, 2007, 3:26 pm
Filed under: giggles

Here’s your off color joke of the day…

What can go wrong when having ear-sex? 



Proof
30 March, 2007, 12:21 am
Filed under: Uncategorized
Let X equal the quantity
of all quantities of X.

Let X equal the cold.

It is cold in December.

The months of cold
equal November through February.

There are four months
of cold and four of heat,

leaving four months
of indeterminate temperature.

In February. It snows.

In March. The lake is a lake of ice.

In September.
The students come back

and the bookstores are full.

Let X equal the month
of full bookstores.

The number of books
approaches infinity

as the number of months of cold
approaches four.

I will never be as cold now
as I will in the future.

The future of cold is infinite.
"The future of heat
is the future of cold.
The bookstores are infinite
and so are never full
except in September."


La vie
30 March, 2007, 12:17 am
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Its so busy, it really, really is.

I’ve been thinking a lot about art, lately. I’ve also been thinking a lot about things I’ve forgotten, never told anyone, but now seem compelling. Like when I was getting my first communion, I felt like I knew the words the priest was saying as he was saying them, and it was god speaking through me. It turns out that the brain has an incredible ability to predict full words before they’re said, that’s not god. That’s neuroscience. Some diety may be involved, but I’m just not sure.



Update
17 March, 2007, 8:14 pm
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I’m home, tan and content, except for the fact that southwest airlines lost my brand new longboard, which is a crushing, crushing blow.

….. I miss you.



This is where I am…
15 March, 2007, 11:39 am
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The Unilever Series: Carsten Höller
11 March, 2007, 8:28 pm
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a softer world
11 March, 2007, 8:24 pm
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[We can read out loud to each other, while we're getting ready]



i’m so in florida.
11 March, 2007, 1:13 am
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yummmm



Kelsey is Obsessed with these…
9 March, 2007, 11:52 pm
Filed under: Lust items of the day



Miss Molly
8 March, 2007, 2:18 am
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